A heroic golden retriever won some stupid dog event by going all punk rock and coming in last place.

The other dogs in the video proved way better at running past a series of plates and dog bowls to cross the finish line and presumably win some stupid prize for their owners. The owners will be rewarded for totally breaking their dogs, and the dogs will likely be forced to wear some dumb ribbon and pose for flash photos even though dogs hate that.

The golden retriever, who’s a very, very good boy — yes he is — obviously recognized that the best prizes of all were there in those dog bowls, so he chowed down. Note that he even got to play with a toy, briefly, before doubling back to eat more food. Eating food is always Dog Objective No. 1.

His idiotic competitors probably got some sort of tasteless, free-range, fair-trade organic dog biscuits for their efforts; he got tons of sausage.